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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply into me; I couldn't stop staring at her face.

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"Are you my Cinderella?" I asked, but was disappointed when the glass slipper didn't fit her foot.

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I told my friend he could write a poem to make himself happy because that's what made me happy.

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Unsure of which activity she wanted, "I want a once in a lifetime experience!" she said.

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It was her first time eating pussy.

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Deaths caused by drunk driving are only like 0000.1% of deaths so it’s not that bad.

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"Y-you're far too young to be piloting that thing," remarked the soldier as he dragged the kid out of the cockpit of the downed enemy gundam.

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I now know I shouldn't have used my new aftershave before going to work.

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i took a poop

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I’ve always driven alone, neck stiff and eyes focused on the road, but then I crashed into a pole last night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply into me; I couldn't stop staring at her face.	9
"Are you my Cinderella?" I asked, but was disappointed when the glass slipper didn't fit her foot.	9
I told my friend he could write a poem to make himself happy because that's what made me happy.	9
Unsure of which activity she wanted, "I want a once in a lifetime experience!" she said.	9
It was her first time eating pussy.	9
Deaths caused by drunk driving are only like 0000.1% of deaths so it’s not that bad.	9
"Y-you're far too young to be piloting that thing," remarked the soldier as he dragged the kid out of the cockpit of the downed enemy gundam.	9
I now know I shouldn't have used my new aftershave before going to work.	9
i took a poop	9
I’ve always driven alone, neck stiff and eyes focused on the road, but then I crashed into a pole last night.	9